Are you a Friend of Bao Bei the Panda?

Author Lalita  Ashoka

1. There are three types of Pandas;
   A)  Giant, Red and Lesser Pandas
   B)  Giant, Red and Miniature Pandas
   C)  Giant, Yellow and Miniature Pandas
   D)  Medium, Giant and Biggie-sized Pandas

2. Pandas have been written about in Chinese literature for around {___} years
   A)  2,000 years
   B)  3,000 years
   C)  1,200 years
   D)  1,800 years

3. Giant Pandas hibernate during what months?
   A)  January only
   B)  February and March
   C)  none, they do not hibernate
   D)  October and november

4. Giant Panda’s enemies are;
   A)  humans hunting for pelts, evil ducks and the snow leopard
   B)  humans hunting for pelts, the snow leopard and the bamboo rat (that eats it’s food, but does not harm)
   C)  Bored hollywood women on the hunt for trendy panda hats, bamboo rats and ticks
   D)  Humans hunting for pelts, the snow leopard and diseased ticks.

5. Male pandas are 10-20% heavier than females, true or false?
   A)  true
   B)  false

6. Panda babies are born what time of year?
   A)  Winter
   B)  Fall
   C)  Summer
   D)  9 months after the annual panda drinking binge

7. The Baby Panda’s cry sounds exactly like what?
   A)  A Racoon’s cry
   B)  A Hyundai’s brakes
   C)  A human infant’s cry
   D)  A pig’s squeal

8. Panda diets consist mainly of:
   A)  Bamboo and woodrats
   B)  Bamboo and vegamite sandwiches
   C)  Just bamboo
   D)  Bamboo and fish

9. Bao Bei’s favorite activities at AncientWorlds are;
   A)  eating bamboo, hanging out in the Khantina, and creating multiple personas to rival Zig.
   B)  eating hot dogs, listening to Robbie Williams and looking up Geisha’s skirts
   C)  drinking alchohol of any kind, stealing items from Kiyoko’s pantry and hiding inside Cornellia’s cashbox.
   D)  all of the above

10. Red Pandas look just like what?
   A)  Giant pandas, only red
   B)  squirrels with reddish fur
   C)  racoons with reddish fur
   D)  my mother-in-law, only less sharp teeth