1. When I get up in the morning I:
A)
Look at the clock and and say “ It’s morning? Crapola, I’ve been gramming all night!”
B)
Check flapping scrolls at AW before important work emails.
C)
Call my boss and explain why I’m late again today....
D)
Rub my eyes from a good nights sleep and think *Why did I just dream about AW personnas?*
2. Who was the first member of the Pinguinus clan?
A)
Maximius Flavius
B)
Freddy the Penguin / Fredericus Pinguinus
C)
Penguin, the arch enemy of Batman
D)
I’m from Babylon, I don’t give a rat’s ass.
3. My most common complaint of the day is:
A)
I go bananas when the com panel goes down and the gram log quits working.
B)
My bathroom is too far away from the computer.
C)
My signifigant other has to wake me up while I’m sleeping at the computer and drooling on the keyboard.
D)
Al of the above
4. Which AW members do you believe are married in real life At AncientWorlds?
A)
ChanChan and Dinnsear
B)
Not Vort and Vic, we ALL know they are the same personna. It’s just Vort acting in Drag.
C)
Oset and AzureEyes
D)
I don’t know any of these members
5. Which of the following best describes the item or place that was attributed to causing the termination of meaningful historical reference posts and possibly created the downfall of AncientSites altogether?
A)
Jot’s spelling errors
B)
Bosom Heaving Celtic role players
C)
Enya Midi files stuck everwhere
D)
Laurel’s rubber ducky
6. Look at the text and style of the following sentences. Which of these resembles closest how you gram:
A)
I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I OFTEN AM SHOUTING AT SOMEONE IN GRAMS
B)
I respond to the majority of my grams with emoticons such as : ) to be rid of the pile
C)
I use asterisks in grams, such as *LOL* and *G* and *S* , so much that they end up in my posts
D)
I don’t gram because I am waiting for people to gram me first
7. Which of these best describes how you post:
A)
I’m usually at one of the bars, posting one or two sentences entering or exiting the building, asking for drinks, commenting on a drink
B)
I usually post one or two sentences because I just have to post. Sometimes its even appropriate for the board I’m posting to.
C)
I usually post only if shopping is involved in the story.
D)
I ONLY write really long and involved posts full of obscure references and inane details, but they’re historically accurate.
8. Truth or dare -- Do you:
A)
Proudly tell your real-life friends that you have an alternate personality that wears a toga and banters with barbarians when you’re supposed to be working
B)
Shamefully admit to it and explain that it’s really just kind of fun thing, and you know I don’t take it seriously and anyway it’s not like I spend too many hours looking up the proper phrase so people won’t make fun of my Latin and...
C)
Hide your dirty little secret in the closet and only go online at 2 in the morning when you think no one can hear and tell anyone who notices that it’s okay, you’re just downloading porn
D)
You have no real-life and exist only and completely within the confines of AW
9. Choose the answer that you feel was the darkest time in history for Ancient Worlds:
A)
Victoria Aedui was given unlimited gramming priviledges
B)
The chat room crashed and Jot spent the next 2 months working on SPQR instead
C)
When I found out that Rome could not take over Athens by any means necessary
D)
Getting spammed with 2-3 holiday and feel-good messages every day for months
10. What is your all time favorite AW past time?
A)
Search the web for historically correct artwork to decorate your Domus
B)
Read and re-read all 100 pages of the rules in Imperium and AW Code of Conduct before posting
C)
Throwing Spam grams at citizens who have ran out of grams. Like throwing scrolls at deaf mutes!
D)
Obsessivly visit Katlyn Macroths kissing booth