Who’s Your Daddy?

Author Fenian Niafer

1. Where is your favourite place to enjoy quality time with your daddy?
   A)  in a circle of 12 stones
   B)  in his house at Brugh na Boinne
   C)  anywhere lush and green
   D)  at the funeral games of my grandmother
   E) as long as it’s on or near the water

2. Of all the gifts your daddy has ever given you, which is the best?
   A)  his bronze Cauldron of the Undry
   B)  a well of regeneration
   C)  his spear is the most treasured
   D)  a magical silver apple branch
   E) an image of himself in pure gold

3. What useful talent(s) have you inherited from him?
   A)  healing powers
   B)  multi-tasking
   C)  the ability to shapeshift
   D)  how to carry heavy burdens
   E) De Danann magic and music

4. What negative traits have you inherited from him?
   A)  being a show-off
   B)  a tendency to suddenly disappear
   C)  a thirst for blood
   D)  an enormous appetite
   E) a superiority complex

5. Where does your daddy live?
   A)  seaside
   B)  Mag Sléacht - Plain of Adoration, Co. Cavan
   C)  Uisnech (Tara) in Co. Meath
   D)  Well of Sláine at Heapstown Cairn
   E) Telltown

6. What is the most important thing he taught you?
   A)  Live each day as if it is your last.
   B)  A father’s love is a bottomless as his appetite.
   C)  Don’t lose your head.
   D)  Acquire as many useful skills as you can.
   E) Protect the ones you love.

7. What is your daddy’s theme song?
   A)  The Father’s Song
   B)  Come To The Bower
   C)  We are the Champions
   D)  Misty
   E) Dont Fear the Reaper

8. What’s your daddy’s favourite snack?
   A)  dandelion and chickweed salad
   B)  grains and berries
   C)  pork from his herd of self-replenishing swine
   D)  corn and milk
   E) porridge

9. What is the extent of your daddy’s powers?
   A)  anything you can do, he can do better
   B)  control over the weather
   C)  the powers of life and death
   D)  he’s the biggest daddy of them all
   E) to make the wounded perfectly whole by the next day